Next month, the United Nations World Food Programme is set to pass a groundbreaking resolution declaring “hawaiian pizzas” a crime of poor taste. This is our chance to make history and protect the sanctity of proper pizza!
However, the battle is not yet won. Several countries remain undecided on this crucial issue. That’s where you come in! We need to show massive support against that horrible topping to convince these wavering nations to vote for the ban.
Why Your Signature Matters
- Preserve Pizza Purity: Keep pizza free from tropical intrusions!
- Protect Global Taste: Ensure future generations enjoy proper pizza combinations.
- Unite Pizza Lovers: Join millions worldwide in this critical culinary cause.
Together, we can stop the abomination!
Spread the Word, Not the Pineapple!
Thank you for signing our petition! But don’t stop there – your voice can echo even louder!
By sharing this campaign with your friends and family, you can:
- Amplify Our Message: Each share could bring in 3-5 new signatures!
- Educate Others: Many people don’t realise the gravity of this pizza crisis.
- Create a Domino Effect: Your share might inspire others to share too!
Remember, every share brings us one step closer to a world free from pineapple-topped pizzas. Be a pizza hero – share now!
Could you spend a couple minutes messaging your friends? Maybe you are in a family WhatsApp group, maybe you have a friend you think would be interested to sign.
And if you are able to, please make a donation to fund this campaign and our actions.
Fuel the Fight Against Fruity Toppings!
Your Donation Will Help Us:
Every pound counts in this crusade for culinary correctness. Donate now and help us slice through the opposition!
- Lobby Decision Makers: We’ll send miniature pineapple-free pizzas to UN delegates!
- Spread Awareness: Fund our cheesy ad campaign across social media platforms.
- Support Pizza Purists: Provide counselling for those traumatised by unexpected pineapple encounters.
Your signature and shares are incredibly valuable, but we need more ammunition to win this battle. Consider making a donation to supercharge our campaign!
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